THE “CONFUSION” CENSUS by Desmond Kelly. K.F.C. “the Star of eLanka” What a mess!. Something that has been going on in Australia since “Adam was a boy”, in a perfectly legitimate manner, after all, any Country MUST have an idea on how many people are living in it, at any given time, something that has also been going on in Australia, without as much as a hitch, since 1962, anyway,(the year I arrived in Melbourne with my young family), suddenly took a “wrong turn” somewhere and after my daughter came in to see me on the 9th of August 2016 and helped me fill out the necessary details “On-Line”, (in the not too distant past, the ONLY line I knew anything about was the telephone-line, and, in old Ceylon, the railway-line) but NOW, after the “Intrusion of the Internet” (again, being a confirmed Word-Smith, the only “Nets” I was aware ...