“RUN, RABBIT, RUN” – BY Des Kelly This is a rather long, but true story. Now & again, our Aussie mates (pronounced mites), hear these rather sad stories in the local pub, then come out, rather late each morning to retell them to their mites at smoko, (oh, I hope I spelt that right). Anyway here goes. By Des Kelly Editor in Chief Star of eLanka Rabbit for Breakfast A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, ” Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please ? ”  The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie..  The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued ...

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