ACCORDING TO MATTHEW – BY Des Kelly ‘ the star of eLanka’   While we have been given to believe that the above film has now been completed, dubbed in a couple or three different languages and afforded “rave reviews” even before it has actually been “screened”, this writer now wonders whether the movie title be changed to “ACCORDING TO TRUMP” instead of Matthew? .      Why?, you may ask. Well, dear reader, I will tell you. Today, Saturday, the 15th of April, 2017, happens to be the birthday of the North Korean Leader (whose name rhymes with “Son of a gun”) . This guy is going over & above the limit & has to be taught a lesson, ACCORDING TO TRUMP. More nuclear missiles are going to “fired” by oneKim Jon Un,  to celebrate his birthday (or do, he says) , to me, he still seems to be a ...