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“TIGHT-FITTING JEANS” by Desmond Kelly ‘the Star of eLanka’ The “lyrics”, telling the story are self-explanatory. At some time in the not too distant past, everyone was wearing them but, did they suit everyone? , not on your “nelly”, Kelly. Recently, I watched an episode of Seinfeld (a television show I’ve enjoyed), where Kramer had got(prised) himself into a pair of these “jeans” & couldn’t get himself “out”, with hilarious results. Also goes to show that “most” men look absolutely ridiculous in them, but the girls present a much more satisfying “picture”, especially if they have looked-after their “figures”. Anyway, “a picture says a thousand words”& now, Especially For You”, my eLanka & Lanka Times readers “a true story”. Names witheld for obvious reasons, but this writer always “tells it like it is” She tried to hide it.by the faded denims that she wore But I knew she’d never been ...

Call Me BY DESMOND KELLY Nowadays, e’mail, text, google or “skype-me”, In “the good old days” (remember them? ), if you had broken-up with your “last” girl-friend, it would simply be “CALL ME”(When you’re lonely) CALL ME, WHEN YOU’RE LONELY AND WHENEVER YOU FEEL BLUE CALL ME, WHEN HE TELLS YOU THAT HE’S FOUND SOMEBODY NEW OH,OH,OH, BABY, DON’T YOU REALIZE THAT HE’LL BREAK YOUR FOOLISH HEART HE’S JUST AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR WHO IS PLAYING HIS FAVOURITE PART JUST CALL ME, WHEN YOU’RE LONELY AND I’LL HURRY TO YOUR SIDE CALL ME, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE TRY TO HIDE YOUR FOOLISH PRIDE OH,OH,OH, BABY, JUST REMEMBER THAT I’LL ALWAYS BE SOMEWHERE NEAR SO, CALL ME, WHEN YOU’RE LONELY (MY DEAR) JUST CALL ME, WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, MY DEAR. LYRICS & MUSIC BY DESMOND KELLY. ...