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“PUNS ARE FUN, TWO” – By Des Kelly The ability to make and understand “puns” is considered to be the highest level of language development.      Many moons ago, I had some fun with another article on “puns” 1, so naturally, I would title this one “Puns are fun, two”.      A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead racoons. The stewardess looks at him and says “I am sorry,.Sir, only one carrion allowed, per passenger”.      Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam”!.      Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were feeling chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.      Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron”. The other asks, “are you sure”?, The first replies, “yes, I’m positive”.      ...