STOP AND THINK Archives

“STOP AND THINK” – by Des Kelly 1… A day minus sunshine is akin to night. 2…On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3…42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4…99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5…Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6…He, who laughs last thinks slowest. 7…Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8…The early bird may get the worm, but, .. . the 2nd mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9…Support bacteria. It’s the only culture most people have. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments. How many of you believe in psycho-kineses ??, … . raise my hand !!. Okay, so what is the speed of dark ?. When everything is coming your way, … ...