Smart Answers

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?… I want to gift it to my wife..!!’
Lady: ‘Don’t Buy it for her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk
to her..!!’

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent: Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent’s answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don’t smell him,
Teach him……

Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don’t know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don’t know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also..

A cute excuse:
Teacher- Y r u late?
Student- Mom dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s..
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!