LEXOPHILES ARE WE
by Desmond Kelly ‘the Star of eLanka’
Before you “go off” at me, LEXOPHILE is a rather uncommon word in the English Language that describes those who have a love of “a play on words”& because of it, encourages everyone to read these things, get a laugh or giggle out of it, and “learn” the language in a fun sort of way.
Now, please sit back, relax , open up your iphone, tablet, or lap-top or WHATEVER !, tune into “e’Lanka”& play with it (the “computer”, I mean) to see quite clearly EVERYTHING our superb
Website has on offer. If you Lankan/Lankan-Aussie, a “Lankan-Loafer” anywhere in the World, e Lanka is, without any doubt, the “Premier” website for you. All you have to do is type-in the simple 6 English letters and I promise you, Neil Jayasekera, the Captain of the goodly Craft,
Her Majesty’s Lankan/Australian Ship “e’Lanka , will never let you down.
Getting back into the “LEXOPHILLIAC” that I am, let us now concentrate on the following :-
- If you are a piano-tuner, you could hopefully tune a piano, but you couldn’t TUNA fish !
- Grab that bloody pen or ball-point, will you ?, a broken pencil is POINTLESS !
- To all my fishermen friends. When fish are in their “Schools”, they sometimes take DEBATE !
- A Thief who recently stole a Calendar got just 12 MONTHS for it.!
- It is only when the smog “lifts” in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.!
- When a Dentist married a Manicurist, it became quite obvious. They fought TOOTH & NAIL.!
- A “Will” is also a “DEAD GIVEAWAY”.!
- When you have breakfast tomorrow, believe me, a “hard-boiled egg” is HARD TO BEAT !
- When you’ve seen one Shopping Centre, you’ve seen A-MALL !
- An unfortunate pedestrian had his entire left side cut off in an accident, he is ALL RIGHT NOW
- The bicycle cannot ever stand alone, without a stand. It is just TWO TIRED !
- When a “clock” gets really hungry, it goes back FOUR SECONDS !
- The poor bloke who fell onto the upholstery machine is now fully RECOVERED !
- He had this photographic memory which was never developed !
- When she saw his first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d DYE !
It pays to laugh when you can. It is “cheap medicine”, smoothes the wrinkles on your face & remember this. THOSE WHO GET TOO BIG FOR THEIR PANTS WILL ALWAYS BE EXPOSED
“IN THE END”.
Desmond Kelly
“Star of e’ Lanka”.
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