“TRUMP IS NO GRUMP”

by Desmond Kelly ‘The Star of eLanka”

PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS CERTAINLY NO GRUMP

AS HE HEADED DOWN ISRAEL WAY

WEARING HIS “HALF-BRA” YAMULKE

HE’S HAD NO REASON TO SULK

AS IT WAS SUCH A FINE,SUNNY DAY

HE STOOD PROUD AND TALL

AT THE OLD “WAILING WALL”

AND HERE’S WHERE HE STARTED TO “SWAY”

CAUSE THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE, IF YOU’RE “ANYONE”

WHO’S GOT ANY-THING FOR WHICH, TO “PRAY”

AND THE PRESIDENT HAD, CAUSE. HE FELT REALLY BAD,

HE WAS BUILDING “ANOTHER WALL” TOO,

AROUND MEXICO, THE BEST WAY TO GO,

IT WAS A REALLY “BIG ONE”, AND, “NEW”

HE PULLED OUT A LETTER & THEN, THIS “JET-SETTER,”

SHOVED IT INTO THE WALL, IN A CRACK

HE THEN SAID TO “BEN”, I’M LEAVING, MY FRIEND

AND I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER BE BACK”.

True story about the “Yamulke”. There was this canny businessman in China who hit upon an idea after watching an “episode” of his favourite “Seinfeld” television show and saw George Costanza’s dad speaking to his son about becoming a “bra-salesman”. “Do you know about the “cup-sizes”, George ? The “D”cup is the biggest”. “Yeah, yeah,” an exasperated George said to his father. “I know all about them”.!!

This Chinese businessman then went out, spending the next week or three looking for ” D” cup bras.,

especially the black ones. The colour was no problem, but as everyone should know, there are not too many big-breasted women in China. Anyway he bought about 50 (on special), took them home. Then he cut them in half, giving him 100 nice black “yamulkes” which he then sold to his Jewish mates at double the price.
. This is a true story. The only question is, how do these guys wear them in place?(on their heads, I mean)

I can just imagine Donald’s wife carefully inserting one or two hairpins to keep the half-bra in it’s correct position.

Desmond Kelly.
“Star of eLanka”.