THE STRANGER I GREW UP WITH & “THE INTRUDER” – By Des Kelly
At some time in our lives, we do have to expect some intrusion into family circumstances, intrusion into even carefully laid out plans, changing life as we know it.
We never know when to expect them, but if an intruder enters your home, you must always be prepared to deal with whatever happens with minimum fuss.
This is a true story, and after you read it, you will understand that while some intruders are not welcome, there are others who will undoubtedly put a smile on your face.
Desmond Kelly.
(Editor-in-Chief). eLanka.
*THE STRANGER I GREW UP WITH !!!*
A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our city. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on.
As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mum taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger… he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.
If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first premiership game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn’t seem to mind.
Sometimes, Mum would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet.
(I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.)
Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt obligated to honor them. Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home – not from us, our friends or any visitors Our long time visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush. My Dad didn’t permit the liberal use of alcohol but the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing.
I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked… And NEVER asked to leave.
More than forty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first. Still, if you could walk into my parents’ den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.
His name?….
We just call him ‘TV.’
(Note: This should be required reading for every household!) He has a wife now….we call her ‘Computer.’
Their first child is “Cell Phone”.
Second child “video games”
By the way, they now have a wonderful grand child she is a genius!
she is fondly called “Whatsup”..
She is nearly more popular than her mom her older cousin is ” Facebook” and new baby cousins are “Snapchat, Instagram “
*This Stranger and members of its family appear to have taken up permanent residence in our homes and we seem powerless to check their excesses*
