“LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE” – by Des Kelly
Sent out by Keith Bennett, one of e’Lanka’s regular Co-respondents,
I have taken this opportunity of replying him with some personal information, that I now also wish to share with the 25000 plus members of e’Lanka as well.
With this bloody Ankylosin Spondylitis that I am presently suffering, I cannot even get INTO BED, leave alone making love
in one, powerfully, or otherwise.
However, I thanked him for this Egg and Moringa recipe, and sincerely hope that some dope will make use of it, HOPING for the best.
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As everyone @ e’Lanka knows, I am now at the age of 4 score and six, and, as such, wish to find out HOW to make love in a recliner chair, my future abode, until I stop writing this nonsensical prose, permanently. My future partner MUST be female, around 50 years of age, beautiful, with a satin smooth skin, long wavy hair, that I can run my fingers thru, then remove them, and her complexion must have a rosy HUE(not George),
a la Seinfeld. Also, she must be fully prepared to hear me sing my version of “Love Potion Number 9”
especially for her. Finally, my thanks again, to Keith and whoever
concocted the Egg & Moringa recipe. Even if it does not work, it surely takes 1st prize for wishful thinking.
Desmond Kelly.
(Editor-in- Chief) e’ Lanka.
