DOCTOR KILL OR CURE (Revisited)

DOCTOR KILL OR CURE (Revisited) – by  Desmond Kelly  “Star of eLanka”

    Seriously speaking, We Lankans, especially, seem to get a lot of headaches for one reason or the other.
If we are married,heterosexually, our “partners” are generally to blame. Homosexually, I haven’t a clue because I have never been married in that fashion but.
As I have said, and “written” before, I live in a Suburb called Hampton Park in Melbourne, Victoria.. Just a few kilometres away, there lies another little Suburb named Noble Park & here reside a very good percentage of Lankan/Aussies. If,  for any reason whatsoever, I was to use my catapult and fire a stone into the nobility of THAT PARK, it would land on the head of a Sri Lankan & that Sri Lankan would have Diabetes. The main reason for this is simply because Lankans LOVE chocolate. I do, too, and am supposed to be a “border-line” case of diabetes who should keep away from these bloody chocolates as well, but don’t.I only have 8 little squares daily, anyway.

     Then, there is “Blood-Pressure” & 90% of Lankans have that medical condition to battle with. It is too late for the balance 10%. They are in a “better place”, now, hopefully, When I go there, someday soon, I think I would be very happy, but somewhat lonely, because I think that most of my “other friends” will be somewhere else!.You don’t know these other friends of mine so do not try to “argue the toss” with me.
Then, of course, there is “Acidity” & “Flatulence”.

Unfortunately, these maladies are generally caused by Politicians & certain people we see on television. Now, with the big “Election” (in China, they call it “erection),
coming up in America, there is a really good cause for the two latter illnesses & it doesn’t matter who “trumps” in the finish. I have lived on this Planet for 80 long years  and have yet to see more annoying, puerile “debates” from supposedly hopeful leaders of the World. I am certain that, even with their “big erections”,
Chinese debates would be better to “listen-to” even if you didn’t talk the language.

     Now, getting really SERIOUS about all the unfortunate diseases all around us, a little bit of helpful advice would not go astray. In this instance, Doctor Kill or Cure ( and there a few of these around, too ), will forget about medications that could possibly cause so many “side-effects”, “natural therapies” might be a much better option, hopefully, so here they are, readers. If it “works” for you, good luck, if it doesn’t, “We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, but I’m sure we’ll meet again, some sunny day” DON’T BUY IT, JUST TRY IT!. O.K? .

 

 

 

 

 

Desmond Kelly

Star of eLanka

(Editor-in-Chief).

Helpful Advice For The Cure Of Headaches…..Diabetes….Blood Pressure…. DO AWAY WITH HEADACHES IN 5 MINUTES!

> Natural Therapy For Headaches! In about 5 mins, your headache will  go…….!!!

>
> The nose has a left and a right side.
> We use both to inhale and exhale.
> Actually they are different.
> You’ll be able to feel the difference.
>
> The right side represents the sun.
> The left side represents the moon.
>
> During a headache, try to close your right nose
> and use your left nose to breathe.
> In about 5 mins, your headache will go.
>
> If you feel tired, just reverse, close your left nose
> and breathe through your right nose.
> After a while, you will feel your mind is refreshed.
>
> Right side belongs to ‘hot’, so it gets heated up easily.
> Left side belongs to ‘cold’.
>
> Most females breathe with their left noses,
> so they get “cooled off” faster.
> Most of the guys breathe with their right noses,
> they get worked up.
>
> Do you notice, the moment you awake, which side breathes better?
> Left or right ?
> If left is better, you will feel tired.
> So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing..
> You will feel refreshed quickly.
>
> Do you suffer from continual headaches?
> Try out this breathing therapy.
>
> Close your right nose and breathe through your left nose.
> Your headaches will be gone.
> Continued the exercise for one month.
>
> Why not give it a try…..a natural therapy without medication.
>

> CURE FOR ACIDITY:
>
> Acidity, it is said, is worse than Cancer. It is one of the most common

dis-ease people encounter in their daily life. The home remedy for Acidity is
Raw Grains of Rice.

>
> The Process:
>
> 1.     Take 8 – 10 grains of raw uncooked rice
>
> 2.     Swallow it with water before having your breakfast or eating

anything in the morning

>
> 3.     Do this for 21 days to see effective results and continuously for > 3

months to eliminate acidity from the body

>
> The Cure:
>
> Reduces acid levels in the body and makes you feel better by the day.
>
> CURE FOR CHOLESTEROL:
>
>> Cholesterol problem accompanies with Hypertension and Heart Problems. > This is also one of the common problems in people who have High Blood Pressure and Diabetes. The home remedy for Cholesterol problem is RAW SUPARI.

>
> The Process:
>
> 1.     Take Raw Supari (Betel Nut that is not flavoured) and slice them > or make pieces of the same

>> 2.     Chew it for about 20 – 40 minutes after every meal
>
> 3.     Spit it out
>
> The Cure:
>
> When you chew the supari, the saliva takes in the juice that is > generated and this acts like a Blood Thinner. Once your blood becomes free flowing, it brings down the pressure in the blood flow, thereby reducing Blood Pressure too.

>
> CURE FOR BLOOD PRESSURE:
>
> One of the simple home remedy cure for Blood Pressure is Methi Seeds or Fenugreek Seeds.

>
> The Process:
>
> 1.     Take a pinch of Raw Fenugreek Seeds, about 8 – 10 seeds
>
> 2.     Swallow it with water before taking your breakfast, every morning
>
> The Cure:
>
> The seeds of Fenugreek are considered good to reduce the blood pressure.
>
> CURE FOR DIABETES:
>
> There are 2 home remedies for Diabetes. One is Ladies Finger and the other is Black Tea.

>
> BLACK TEA: Due to high medication, the organ that is worst affected is > the

Kidney. It has been observed that Black Tea (tea without milk, sugar or lemon)
is good for the Kidney. Hence a cup of black tea every morning is highly
advisable.

> The Process:

> 1. Boil water along with the tea leaves (any tea leaves will do).
>
> 2. Drink the concoction without adding milk, sugar or lemon.
>
> The Cure:
>
> Black Tea will help in enhancing the function of the kidney, thereby not affecting it more.

> LADIES FINGER or OKRA:
> Ladies finger is considered to be a good home medicine for diabetes.
>
> The Process:
>
> 1. Slit the ladies finger into 2 halves vertically and soak it in water

overnight.

> 2. The next morning, remove the ladies fingers and drink the water, > before

eating your breakfast.
> The Cure:

> After the ladies fingers are soaked overnight in the water, you can observe that the water becomes sticky in the morning. This sticky water is considered to be good for people who suffer from Diabetes.

 

 

 

 

 

Desmond Kelly

Star of eLanka

(Editor-in-Chief).

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Agree Joe! Superbly written by the ‘Star of eLanka’ (now we know how come Des has been given the ‘Star’ status of eLanka! 🙂 – Simply a brilliant author!