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“THE WONDER OF PONDERISMS” – by Desmond Kelly ‘the Star of eLanka’

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“THE WONDER OF PONDERISMS”

by Desmond Kelly ‘the Star of eLanka’

The wonder of ponderisms is very much more real in the digital World that we live in. The fact is that we do not “ponder” at all, nowadays. The reason will become obvious to each and every “reader” who is actually in the process of perusing this, at the moment.

We DO NOT have to ponder,anymore, All we have to do is “switch-on” to e’Lanka, “click-on” a button & the answers will all “come-up”on your computer screen.

PONDER THIS.

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1. Can you cry under water?
2. How IMPORTANT does a person have to be before they are ASSASSINATED instead of simply MURDERED? ..
3. Why do you have to “put your two cents in, when it is “a penny for your thoughts”, where IS that extra penny going to? .
4. Once you go to Heaven (hopefully),do you get-stuck with wearing the clothes you were buried in, for eternity? .
5. Why does a “round” pizza come in a “square” box? .
6. What disease did a “CURED HAM” really have?
7. How is it that we put ” Man on the moon” before we.put luggage “on wheels? 
8. Why is it that people say that they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours or so? .


9. If a deaf person has to go to Court, why is it still called ” a hearing”?.
10. Why are you IN a movie, but ON television.?
11. Who do people pay money to go up a skyscraper, only to use BINOCULARS to “look at things”on ground?
12. Why do doctors leave the room as you “change”, when they ARE going to see you naked, anyway.?
13. Why is a “BRA” single and “PANTIES” plural.?
14. If “Jimmy cracks corn & no-one cares”, why has this stupid song been written about him.?
15. If electricity comes from ELECTRONS, does morality come from MORONS.?
16. Why do they call it ASTEROID in the outer hemisphere, but a HEMORRHOID when it’s in your butt?

Do you know why it pays to “advertise” on eLanka?
Because it is the only website that gets RESULTS. !!

Desmond Kelly
“Star of e’ Lanka”.

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