The “Peace-Puzzle”?!! – By Des Kelly

Unfortunately,  Mr. Ripley isn’t around anymore.

He would have had a ball with this one. America, North Korea, & South Korea, are all “fighting” for the Peace Prize for 2018. WHO are the numbskulls even suggesting this ?.

Not too long ago, these very “peaceful-people” were insulting each other in anything but “peaceful” language.

     The President of America did little else but threaten to blow the hell out of North Korea if this naughty little “rocket-man” did not stop playing with his “toys”. The North Korean rocket-man called the American President a damn fool.

(unfortunately, I don’t know how to write in Korean, because that was the most pleasant insult THIS damn fool threw).

     The President of South Korea insulted the President of North Korea to everyone he knew (his entire Country), and never did “preach-peace” to anyone, as a matter of fact, anyone from North Korea who stepped over the border-line, for less than “peaceful purposes” was immediately shot by the South Korean Military, and they were shooting real bullets, they were not “dummies”. Korea has not been “one” for donkeys’ ages & I am afraid that this will not change in a hurry. 

     And, here they are. The Presidents of North & South Korea embracing, shaking hands, and, for a minute, I thought that the “rocket-man” was going to “fire” his first kiss into the right ear of ” his pal, now”, but halitosis has never been favoured by anyone, so his kiss might have been a “miss”. Come on!!, one would have to be “blind Freddy”, not to see the terrible “acting” on the part of both these Korean “Peace-makers”. They looked very much like the 2 Ronnies (God rest their souls), one, much taller, & the other like little Ronnie Corbett. I would go as far as to call them the 2 “Moon-Uns”, latest comedians of the modern era.

The President of America stands out, on his own, as a comedian, I mean. He boasts 2 roles. “Porn-Star” President & the  “twittering-twat”. He twats while his budgie twitters.

     In this cockeyed World of ours, anything is possible. Simple barbers can transform the looks of anyone. Donald Trump & Kym Jong un are examples. IF, somehow, PEACE is now going to be confirmed, I take back every comedic sentence I’ve written, but while there are still nuclear weapons ANYWHERE on this Planet, I am afraid that PEACE

will only be a “part-time fantasy” for the rest of us.

     I would strongly nominate President Putin for the 2018 peace prize. We could call it “PUTIN’S PRESENT”.

I rest my briefcase.                           

Desmond Kelly.                                                

Star of eLanka.                                                             

(Editor-in-Chief).