“PUNS ARE FUN. HEARD THIS ONE? “ by Desmond Kelly ‘the Star of eLanka” Crime is on the increase ( so, what’s new ), and the Authorities seem to be powerless in the face of it, yet all our Governments have to do is Nationalize it, and then it will NEVER pay for itself. My uncle Bill was a “crook”, a pick-pocket, actually, but he was also extremely short-sighted and ended up picking pockets in a “nudist-camp”, he was really at the bottom then, & some people will go to any lengths to avoid theft. Come to think of it, I once knew a man with a “bad leg”, named Arthur. Sorry Art., I don’t know the name of the other one. He was a Lankan and introduced me to his sister. He said “do you know my sister May? , I said ” no, but thanks for the tip”. ...