WAITER MINUTE by Desmond Kelly “the Star of eLanka” Waiter minute, folks. The most “up-to the minute” news is that “overtime penalty rates” are being cut, leaving especially those in the “hospitality” industries out of pocket and suitably irked about it. Because there are so many Aussies & Aussie-Lankans affected by these pay-cuts, I have decided to focus this particular “effort” on “Waiters” who work in the more elite restaurants in Melbourne town. These are “true stories” about real experiences in the City now considered the best, most liveable City in the World.. I really cannot blame anyone for what is happening here, between anonymous customers & waiters. Customer “Waiter, I have been waiting here for an hour Waiter Sir, I have been waiting here for ten years. Customer “Waiter, this goulash is terrible” Waiter ” Sir, our chef.has been making goulash probably before you were born”! Customer “Maybe so, ...