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Alphabets for seniors

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Last updated: December 19, 2021 5:55 am
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Alphabets for seniors

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A–is forapple &Bis for boat
That used to be right but now it won’t  float
AGE before beauty is what we once said,
But let’s be a bit  more  realistic instead.

So Below is the alphabet for  Seniors

A — is for Arthritis 
B—- is for back,
C—-is for chest pains perhaps CA-DI-AC?
D—is for dental ,decay & decline, 
E–is for eyesight,can’t  read the top line  
F– is for fissures& fluid retention
G–is for Gas,which  I’d  rather not  mention.
H– is for high  blood pressure –I’d  rather it was low
I–Is for incisions with scars you  can show 
J–is for joints,out of sockets ,won’t  mend
K– is for knees that crack when they bend.
L–is for libido,what happened to sex?
M–is for memory,I forget what comes next.
N– is for neuralgia,nerves way down  low
O–is for osteo,bones that don’t grow
P– is for prescriptions,I have  quite  a few
 Just give me pill &I’ll  be good as new.
Q– is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R–is for reflux,so one meal turns into two
S–is for sleepless  nights,counting my fears,
T–is for tinnitus,bells in my ears 
U–is for urinary, trouble with the flow.
V–is for vertigo that’s  dizzy I know 
W–is for worry,now what’s  new going around
X–is for x-ray,wonder may be found
Y–is for another  year I’ve  left behind
Z–is for zest which  I still have in my mind.

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