“POETIC JUSTICE” – by Des Kelly
There is all manner of poetry in our World today. There is Poetry-prose, written in somewhat flowery language, usually to attract the opposite sex, and then of course, rhyming poetry that comes in all shapes and sizes, all dependent on how much of it, one is prepared to read. This is some very well written comedy poetry, and I’ll say no more
Thanks to Keith Bennett, this poetic banter between husband and wife is very witty and easy to read
Desmond Kelly.
(Editor-in-Chief) e’Lanka.
A verbal-fight between husband and wife (both are M.A. in English literature). Instead of shouting, abusing or physical force…they exchange poems to each other
Source:Speakingtree
*WIFE*
_I wrote your name on sand,_
_it got washed…_
_I wrote your name in air,_
_it was blown away…_
_Then, I wrote your name in my heart & got a Heart Attack!_
*HUSBAND*
_God saw me hungry,_
_he created pizza._
_He saw me thirsty,_
_he created Pepsi._
_He saw me in the dark,_
_he created light._
_He saw me without problems, he created YOU!_
*WIFE*
_Twinkle twinkle little star._
_You should know what you are._
_And once you know what you are,_
_Mental hospital is not so far!_
*HUSBAND*
_The rain makes all things beautiful._
_The grass and flowers too. _
_If rain makes all things beautiful,_
_Why doesn’t it rain on you?_
*WIFE*
_Roses are red; Violets are blue;_
_Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo._
*Husband*
_Don’t feel so angry_
_you will find me there too_
_Not in a cage but laughing at you!_
*_Share this with others also!_
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Regards,
Keith.
